Chris Jam

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Daytime Radio DJ/Presenter Unity Radio 92.8 FM across Greater Manchester
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I and I know it’s obvious, that both Bush, Blair, and Brown begin with B
and non-co-incidentally so does beast and that’s what that undynamic satanic trio must be
to have so nonchalantly destabilized thee already unstable since Cain and Able Middle East

Cloak and dagger knackered it with 2 Ton Bunker Busters and Cluster Bombz
and then hilariously herald these actions as pre-cursor’s to peace
With amazing aplomb each Cluster Bomb contains from 3 to 2000 Bomblets
which on impact disperse,
but unlike 50 cent 50% don’t blow up at first
like Rageh Omar they lay embedded on sovereign soil engendering a caustic curse
there tiny shiny with a perverse penchant for being a signal for innocent Children
beaming over here try me
I’ll severe several of your limbs but tell your folks don’t stress
these be the birth pangs of your liberty Demock-u-racists-cy
These are the type of things experienced daily starkly by Iraqi’s
the hypocrisy of Atterorca and Shittans policies Illuminatically motivated dark Druid duplicity
At this point let me weave a blood soaked note into our global sleeve
these reflections of mine are not niave trust believe
I’m fully aware that our Muslim brothers and sisters have sown there own septic seeds
like Cheney the dick darstadly type deeds
recently one Jihadi added to his suicide explosives Phosphorus
causing irreparable damage to Lungs Eyes Emotions Psyche Respitory systems Oesophagus
of as ever unconfirmed numb numbers of their own populous seems like Mcfadden and Whitehead there aint no stopping us even though Spiritually Karmicly Financially it’s costing us
and when I say us I mean us 6 point something billion plus,
a vocal minority of European suicide bombers plot hotting up, U.S. Treasury totting up, 2.19 trillion the last laugh gasp guestimate on this unpetitioned perdition road to oblivion

Israel dropped 100,000 Mother Clusters on the last day of their bombardment of the Lebanon
and did you know to this day Ariel Sharons life support machine waz/iz still on
the ex Primevilster was inflicted with a massive coronary and brainless seizure
but non of that will bestow upon him sum much needed Amnesia
if anywhere near human an attack like that should leave you
knock knock knocking at Richard Pearls Pearly gates
but the monstroarocities he sanctioned have determined his fate as to be served up
4 Beelzebubs Tea on a volcanic plate.

Wonder if you’re familiar with Private Jesse Spielman
he recently received 100 years from an Atterorcan Judge
for the grudge him and sum of his trooper buds meated out to a family of Iraqi’s
they gang raped the 14 year old daughter slaughtered them all doused them in petrol
and turned them into a fire ball
It’s with great tedium I express to you what the medium of media is feeding us
I inform with rage that this story was deemed worthy of only a 16th column of the 16th page
of the independent the staunchest anti warrists on a very short shortlist of impartial journalist’s employed by our media behemoths that don’t have a Draculaesque stake
in the deadly plot the subliminal criminals lull us into believing isnot
Stealthy semantics the drastic tactics practised by sum germalist and most bollockticians
from Doctor David kelly through Andrew Gilligan and onto Hanz Blix like Pass Pa Tu
they we all knew the fix trix the bilious Fillious Fogg
that Nouveaux Labour and the Neo Mong conz
weaved wid dem wicked word wands.

Dubya Dubya nobody luvs yawonda whose the dumber youyour Father
or your election rigging brother from Florida

cowardly conniving violent minded blinded by the spoils instead of Blood you run on Bile and Oil
world awaits the recoil from your ventures on others sovereign soil
poo poo poodle Blair behind the scene’s supreme force of the fundamentalist snare trapping Jihadists like Rabbits fuelling generations of families to do reciprocal damage
goddamit all theze one Gods dividing the Planet Spiritually Jurassic Satanic simply tragic

Mi CasA

MI CASA
SUE US N REPOSSES OUR BLOURD CLART CASSA’S
RUE THE WANKER BANKERS THAT BATTERED THE SILENT SLAVES
WID A TIDAL WAVE OV FREDDIE MAC’S N FANNIE MAE’S
BEHOLD SELF SERVING 42 CAROT ENGRAVED FOOLZ GOLD
OUR CONSUMER BATTY HOLES BEEN POLED
BY COX LIKE NORTHERN ROCK
STOP REWIND PAUSE
REMEMBER IRAQS STARK CURTAIN RAISER SHOCK N AWE
I CANT IGNORE I’M SURE
THAT THAT REAL DEATH THEATER
THAT PRIME TIME
SCHEDULED 4 TV WAR
MISADVENTURE
HAS A SAW BEAR MARKET PAW
IN THIS EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE KITHCEN SINK
HIGH JINX
PENSION INDEX LINKED
GLOBALLY PERVASIVE STINK
BUT THE MINXY MIX OV CE-O-VER FED-ERAL RESERVE FAT CATS
N SALTY BOLLOCKTICIANS
DE PON A STEALTHY SUBTERFUGE MISSION
2 POSIT A PREPOSTEROUZ PROPERSITION
THAT LULLS US 2 THINK
THAT IMMAGRANT
CHINKS
PAKIS
AFGHANIS
AND OF COURSE
USELESS WORTHLESS
NIGGERZ N WOGZ
HAVE JARRED THE WHEELZ
THE COG’Z
OV THE CAPRICIOUS SHARKPIT
AKA THE FINANCIAL MARKETS
A TSUNAMI OV BARMI PREDATOR’Z
BARTERING WID OUR INHERITANCE
WANTON INHUMANE IRREVERANCE
MASQUERADING AS THE FINEST HARVARD INTELLEGENCE
DE- MANIFESTS POUNDS IN2 PENCE N DOLLARS IN2 CENTS
FROM GREEN BACK RUSTLING 2 JINGLING like MR BO JANGLES
2 SILENT WORM TERMZ N CONDITIONz COMPLIAnt VIOLENCE
THOZE HEINOUS AVARICIOUZ HELL BOUND INTELLEX
STILL PROFESS PAR EXCELLANCE
CONJOURING TRIX UNSURPASSED BY EVENILLUSIONIST DAVID BLAINE
IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN THEIR CLIENTS PROFIT MARGIN
AS BILLIONS OV STARVIN MINNIONZ
FULLFILL CYNICAL BITIN ON THE ASS PART’S
PROPZ IN A SHAKESPEARIANSQUE TALE OV LOSS
WHILST THOZE FUCKERS GET 2 HOARD OUR CANDY FLOSS
WHETER THE MARKETS RIZE OR DROP
N NOW A ZUES MARIMBA ALL BETZ R OFF
AZ THE ONCE LOFTY PRINCIPLE OV
LASSIEZ FAYRE DISAPPEARS
LIKE EARTHS ATMOSPHERE
THE CHAIR OV THE US TREASURY
MR HENRY PAULSONS
GOT SUM BALLS
SUM TITANIUM KAHUNA’Z
4 FRONTING BUSHES LATEST MANUVER
EXCUSE THE LOZT TRILLIONZ
4GIVE THE GATED COMMUNITY SPIV’z
AND HAND THEM ANUTHA 700 BILLION
2 RESTORE CONFIDENCE N RESILIENCE
WOT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO DUE DILLIGENCE
IF THE UNDERCLASS ASK 4 PAST TRANSGRESSIONS
2 BE RENDERED NULL N VOID
ANDROID’z WID COLD SHOULDER’z R DEPLOYED
YET THE WALL ST WOLVEZ
R BOUYED BY ASSURANCES
THAT THEY CAN AVOID RECKONING
4 THEIR BLATANT RACKETEERING
LADIEZ N GENTZ WE R NOW NEARIN
A SIGN IN THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
THAT’S SAYZ THE BEAST BANKER BUNCH
R OUT GOURGING ON YOUR LUNCH
DON’T FRET THOUGH
THEY LEFT U SUMT’N
MUNCH
ON THIZ SOUNDBITE
SUB PRIME CREDIT CRUNCH
HOW R WE MEANT 2 REDRESS
THIZ VIPERZ NEZT OV TOXIC DEBT
INTEREST RATES BOBING UP N DOWN LIKE JORDANS CHEST
BEST GET GORDONz ‘SERIOUS GLOBAL’ PLAN IN EFFECT
INJECT SUM FUNDS FROM THE BANK OV MONOPOLY
N GET THE WHOLE THING REGULATED PROPERLY BY
WARREN N ALI G
THIS FINANCIALY MOTIVATED PHANTAZMARGORACY B
EEKING OUT A DEEP TISSUE LEGACY
4 ONE THING OUR KIDS WILL BE WONDERING
WOTZ THE POINT IN LEARNING PIE,
SQUARE ROOTZ
N LOGARYTHMZ
WHEN THE HEART OV THE SYSTEMZ
RIDDLED WID INEQUITIE’Z
WHEN THE ENGINE ROOM KEYS R HABITUALLY COVETED
BY THE SELF SERVIN
DIVIDE
PROVIDE DISTRACTING FROM THE TRUTH
CRUMBZ
N CONQUER MINORITY
ANY CHANCE OV A LOAN
2 PAY OFF THE MONEY I LOANED FROM U
SO AZ U COULD LOAN IT 2 ME
SO AZ I CAN BUY A HOUZE
I CAN NEVA
TRULY
EXPECT 2 OWN

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NEWZFLASH ALL CREWZ
TIME FI STOP HOOK N SCREW
INSTEAD LOOK SHARP HERE’S WOT U DO
U’ZE UP THE WAISTED MEMORY
ON UR IPHONE
OR YA SONY MP3
JUS PUSH RECORD N I’LL INSURE U STORE 4 EVA MORE
SUM OF MY PURE LYRICAL WIZARDRY
AZ ONCE AGAIN
I CUM FI ENTERTAIN
WID SUCH WEIGHTY REFRAINZ
COZ I’M A TRUE MASTER OF CEREMONY
I’LL LACE MY FLOWZ WID LIQUID URGENCY
UNERRING CERTANTIEZ
SWIFTER THAN THE VELOCITY OF MERCURY
U’LL B IMMERSED IN THEE ADVERSITY
THAt FUELZ MY SONIC LOGIC
COZ UR JUS THE TYPE OF FOLK THAT WILL CHOKE
ON JUS ONE TOKE OF MY BESPOKE
VERBAL CHRONIC
PUT U IN A HEARSE COZ JUS ONE VERSE WILL
GIVE BIRTH 2 A CURSE WoRSE 4 U JERKS
THAN BUBONIC PLAUGE
IF WE M’SEA’Z R A DECK OF CARDZ
THEN EYE B THE ACE OF SPADEZ
BES U GRAB UR FAKE VERSACY SHADEZ
COZ UR ABOUT 2 BE BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
OF MY LIGHTSPEED INSIGHTZ
IF U MC’Z R SUPERMEN THEN COWER 2 NEMISIS MC CHRISCRYPTONITE
IF EYE WERE THE APPLE OF WHICH EVE TOOK A BITE
4 REAL SHE’D OF BAILED ADAM N INDULGED IN MY HEAVENLY DELIGHTS
KNIGHTS FROM ARTHURZ ROUND TABLE
AFFI RUN FI COVER INNA DEM HORSES STABLE
IF EYE ENGAGE EM
THE TOWER OF BABLE WILL FEEL LIKE
SAFE HAVEN 4 OTHER LYRICISTS
AZ EYE insist on MC SPITFIRING LIKE A SAPPHIRE SKINNED LINGUISTC SHAMEN
MALEVOLENTLY MANIPULATE MANZ CRANIUMZ
SYNAPSES SEQUENCIALLY START FAILING EM
UM’S THEE ONLY DUM RESPONSE FROM U CHUMPZ
AZ EYE MORPH N DISTORT THE COURSE OF UR ENDORPHINZ
IF WE M’SEA’Z WERE CREATURE’Z OF DA 7 SEA’Z MY SPECIEZ WOULD BE DOLPHIN
THE ORKS FROM LORD OF THE RINGZ WOULDN’T WANNA BATTLE MY TINGZ
NINJA COULN’DT LAY DA LEGENDARY DEATH FINGER ON THE ZING MY DELIVERY BRINGZ YA
FLIP DA SCRIPT WID A QUIXOTIC MIX OF WIT N WIZDOM
LISTENING TO MY OPPONENTS VACUOUS BRAGGZ N BOASTS
WID DA SAME OLD FROOZY FLOWZ
MAKE MY NIMBLE MIND GLOW AZ EYE COMPOZE

STATE OF HEART ART LATTER DAY
GET UR ROLLER SKATES ON
IT’S A MUTHERFUNKING SATURDAY TYPE PROZE
N DROP IT ON YA
SWIFTER THAN PINNOCHIO’S NOZE GROWZ
IF WEE M’CEE’Z WERE TV SHOWZ
EYE B LOST
24 PRIZON BREAK
OR HEROEZ
N U MR BEN OR DA
ANTIQUEZ ROAD SHOW
EYE’M A PREMIER LEAGUE M’SEA
LIKE NANI N RONALDO
DOH RAE ME FAR SO LA TI DOOOH
LIKE HOMER LEAVE U COMATOSED ON YA SOFA
COZ WHILE U PRATTLE
EYE B OFF IN THE COZMOS DOING BATTLE
WID A DAPPER RAPPER CALLED ANTIMATTER
AND MC SUPERNOVA
SO FINALLY EYE B LUSTING TO GET IN THE LYRICAL RING N START BUSTING
MERC’S SO DEEP THEY LEAVE
NINE INCH CUTZ IN YOUR NUTZ
BUT OH NO EYE JUS REALIZED
THAT UR HEADZ SO FAR UP UR BACKSIDE

AZ IN UR TESTICLEZ LIVE EITHER SIDE OF UR WINDPIPE

ENTRANCED

I was entranced
by the delicious dynamic of this dreams
extreme circumstance
cooly we took a chance advanced and strayed off the Yellow Brick Road
Soon we came across two Unicorns vybzin
whinening and dinning with a trippy Toad
proudly posing perched on a Sycamore Stool
he was the master of a cavernous hall
fashioned totally of Emerald Green Ice seductive yet suspicious it shimmered in the Moonlight.
whilst three squillon screaming blind Mice spontaneously regained sight.
Now they vowed out loud to rewrite the noxious nursery rhymes
designed by Esmarelder type elders
the type of rhymes
that in next to no time
could darken the bright psyches
of infinite innocent Children
upholding the myth continuing continuosly the circling Circle
there was no debate in this Dream
between Nature and Nuture
nature and nuture
Now all this was watched as he pranced by the Lord of the Dance
boogeing he was
boogling in his Kingdom
a land famed for Mermaids
that taught synchronised swimmin to myriad Virgin Mary Women
now they apart from pray
liked to hold monthly seances with Nine Niabingi Rastas
whose only possesions in the whole wide World were 900 Chillums
Artefacts hand carved by
Di and Dodi’s mythical unborn Son Prince Abdula William
who liked to spend his nights with his Cousin Quasimodo
disscusing the relative value of stockings and tights
relative value of
relative value of
relative value of
Stockings and Tights.

X WHY

ITS SADDENS ME
THE DEPRAVITY
OF A SIGNIFIGANT PROPORTION
OF THE XY PORTION OF HUMANITY
THE BRUTALITY
FUELLED BY IGNORANCE
OF ESSENCE
AND NATURE
OF OUR VIVACIOUS SEXUALITY

THEY’VE SPAWNED AN INDUSTRY
THAT CATERS 4 TYRANNICAL BULLIES
THAT PREY ON AND SLAY
GRACEFULL EARTHY WOMEN
AND FRESH FACED CHILDREN
IT WOULD BE MORE HUMANE
IF AFTER THEIR HEINOUS ACT’S
THEY KILLED THEM

INSTEAD THE WALKING DEAD
PURVEYORS OF ULTIMATE DRED
FILL THEM
WITH THEIR PUTRID SEPTIC SOMA
THAT THE CREATOR CREATED
FOR US ALL TO FOSTER
EARTHLY KINGDOMS
SAVAGELY DECIMATING THEIR WILL
THEIR SELF WORTH
CAUSING IRREPRABLE PHYSICAL HURT
AND AN EMOTIONAL DEARTH

USURP
BASIC DIGNITY
WITH CHILLIGNLY
FROZEN EYES
N BELZIBUB INSPIRED SMILE’S
OVERWHEMINGLY FLAILING VIOLENT
ARMS
HIPS
ACEBIC LIPS N VICE LIKE THIGHS
TREATING INNOCENTS LIKE WILD STALLIONS
THAT NEED BREAKING IN BEFORE A RIDE

BETRAYERS OF TRUST
THRUST
THEIR WEAPONS OF CRASS DESTRUCTION TRUNCHEONS
INSIDE
DEVOIR ANY SEMBLANCE OF SELF PRIDE
SLAP THEM
COVER THEIR MOUTHS SO THAT
BREATH AND SCREAMS OF DESPERATION ARE DENIED

N ONCE RELEASED
THEIR TORSO’S
ONCE TAUGHT LIKE ONE OF ALEXANDERS TROJANS
DROP LIKE LEADEN BOLDERS

THEIR POSSESION TEMPORARILY PASSES
AS THEY COVER THEIR ARSES
WHILST SPOUTING VERBAL VOLLIES OF FAECES
LIKE
DON’T SAY A WORD SLUT
COZ YOU WON’T BE BELIEVED
THIS IS OUR SECRET
LEAVING THEIR VICTIMS HELPLESS DEFEATED
CRANIUMS LIKE SPENT SHELLS OF URANIUM
DEPLETED

OCCASIONALY THE ACTS OF THESE BRUTS
BARE TRAUMITISED FRUIT
A NEXT GENERATION
OF NUMB YOUTH
UNCONSCIOUSLY COMPELLED
TO RECRUIT
RADARS HOMED IN
ROAMING ROUND
LIKE A GRIZZLY BEAR WITH A SAW TOOTH
FRESH MEAT HEAT SEEKING EXOSEXCET
EXCORSIST TYPE SEX
ONLY ABLE TO PRODUCE
SADISTIC SHOOTS
FROM THE ROOTS
OF THEIR EVER PRESENT PAST
TINGED WITH A GIVE A FUCK LAUGH
AS THEY PASS
THEIR PSYCHOTIC DISEASE
ON TO WHOEVER THEY PLEASE

KEYS

TITLE DEEDS
TO CAULDRONS OF HATE
THAT SHOULD MAKE
OUR WILLY NILLY SILLY
CIVILISED SOCIETIES EYES BLEED
WE NEED
TO TAKE A STEP BACK
AND AQUIESCE WITH THE FACT
THAT FROM WAY BACK
AS FAR AS GHENGIS KHAN
RAPE’S BEEN USED
TO
PHYSICALLY MENTALLY SPIRITUALY DISSARM
IMMOBILISE AND CAUSE MAXIMUM HARM
AND LEAVE XX BEGGING
FOR THE SCRAPS
FROM THE PALMS
OF THE MARUADING MAN ARMY

WHY DID YOU DO IT
YOU’RE MY DADDY I’M YOUR DAUGHTER
THOUGHT YOU BOUGHT ME TO EARTH
FOR LOVE NOT SLAUGHTER

WHY DID YOU DO IT
YOU’RE MY DADDY I’M YOUR DAUGHTER
WHY THE BEAST IN YOU
DO THINGS WE BOTH KNOW
YOU SHOULDN’T OUGHTA